Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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