Do you still have your period?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
