even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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