Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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