Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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