Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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