Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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