so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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