I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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