i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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