Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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