i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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