I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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