Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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