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Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk

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(317): View more from Indiana

Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.

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Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai

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(813): View more from Florida

worms taste like bacon by the way.

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I always wondered what they tasted like.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.

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You guys make me sad

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You misspelled jealous there

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(530): View more from California

There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?

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Depends on how cute he is

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