why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize
