We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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