I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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