shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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