ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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