i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
