i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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