He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Operation Purity has been aborted
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i believe in u and ur pee
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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