Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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