my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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