I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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