Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
My hand turned me down
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Randomize
