The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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