I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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