So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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