i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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