We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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