my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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