"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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