I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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