is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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