I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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