I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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