O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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