i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
