why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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