I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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