I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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