He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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