So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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