Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
please come you make the beer taste better
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
