About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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