After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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