I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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