he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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