Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Swine flu. Run for my life!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
nutella sex= disaster
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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