I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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