Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I intend to get homeless drunk
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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