her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize