...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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