I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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