so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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