So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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